Not Me Monday

A lot of my friends and other blogs I read do a "Not Me Monday" post every week and I think I am going to join in. It is a really fun way to live in denial.

So last week.....

I did NOT get showered, dressed, and blow dried for the first time on the 4th of July since the baby came home. I would never do that, hygiene is a huge priority in this house.

When Jake took "Bo" away from Isabella for a night for not flushing the toilet AGAIN I did NOT sneak into her room and tuck it under arm after she fell asleep. Rules are rules and I would never undermine Jake's authority.

I did NOT to go Starbucks every day last week and buy multiple coffees and smoothie drinks just to combat the fatigue of staying up with a newborn. I know that Starbucks is expensive and we are on a tight budget and that I should just rest instead of using caffeine.

I did NOT laugh my a** off at my oldest daughter when she asked her Dad "what the hell are you doing?" and tell that story to multiple friends and family members in front of her while laughing. We do not approve of bad language and she was severely punished.

Lastly, I did NOT ask Jake to smell my armpits a few times last night once I realized the herbs I am taking made my sweat smell like maple syrup. I mean, come on, I don't sweat and even if I did I would run to the shower instead of chasing my husband around the house with my arms in the air saying " just do it!!"